Once upon a time I had a dream that my roommate had brought home a baby seal they had rescued. I was tasked with swaddling it and bottle feeding it. We named it Goomo, which was short for Good Morning… I think of him constantly
warning to all beverage drinkers
condensention will make your fucking cup stick to the, coaster and the coaster will get glued to the cup from water particles. VERY DANGEROUS. please wear a hard hat and go online to webkinz.com and spin the wheel of wow to get a fun prize, every day daily
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Bougie bitches always preaching shit while they drink there $6 vanilla machato lattes when im stuck eating wet chicory until i rust to death
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Baby kittens are vegetabbles u pull from the ground like a rutabaga ..
i am the most normal girl on planet earth. i drink water. i control my facial muscles and tone of voice. i wear a little boots. i am so normal
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“That’s why high school, or a crappy job, or any other restrictive circumstance can be dangerous: They make dreams too painful to bear. To avoid longing, we hunker down, wait, and resolve to just survive. Great art becomes a reminder of the art you want to be making, and of the gigantic world outside of your small, seemingly inescapable one. We hide from great things because they inspire us, and in this state, inspiration hurts.”— One of the best articles I’ve ever read. Rookie Mag. By Spencer Tweedy. (via wildyork)
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Cats are divine couriers of heaven sent by god to deliver 15 pounds of pressure directly to my cock and balls
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